There are a group of people masquerading under the alias of «macedonians». They are dangerous and highly emotive and self delusional. All caution is recommended when approaching these people; strait jackets, tubs of yogurt and red peppers should be carried by any persons approaching these dangerous and crazy people at all times. The telltale signs that identfy a Skopyan are that they are short in stature, have a triangular shaped head, jutted jaw, bulbous forehead, shovelled nose, and deep set sunken eyes.
They are highly volatile and become aggressive when they hear the words ‘Greek’ or ‘Albanian’. The habitat of this highly unusual creature outside of its native confines of Western Bulgaria (FYROM) is Rockdale, Port Kembla, Toronto and Bitola. They are a symbiotic creature who preys on the lives of others as does a parasite. ie (An African crow picking ticks off a Buffalos back or a leach sucking the blood from its host)
When not crunching peppers or sucking yogurt, the majority of its time is spent blowing the GAIDJA, and living in a magical self contained fantasy land.
It sucks the life blood and history of other countries and makes it its own, thus giving its life meaning and definition. After a good feeding, this creature turns a brilliant red and a yellow like star appears on its chest before losing colour and becoming the pathetic, parasitic transparent colour it actually is.
Some of the major delusions and fantasies it believes are:
1. THAT BYZANTIUM:- THE 7TH CENTURY BC ATHENIAN COLONY WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY RENAMED CONSTANTINOPLE WAS REALLY A MAGIC PLACE CALLED ‘TSARI-GRAD’.
2. THAT THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE WAS REALLY KNOWN AS ‘PRAVOSLAVEN’. (note typical multiple personalities often appear in schizophrenics, common to the Skopyan creature)
3. THAT THE GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH, CONSTANTINOPLE AND BYZANTIUM ARE REALLY ‘SLAV MACEDONIAN’, THAT WERE HELLENISED BY THE BIG BAD GREEKS – (the predator and enemy of the crazy Skopyan creature)
4. THAT THE CIVILISATION AND GIFTS THAT THE ANCIENT GREEKS GAVE TO THE WORLD ie. MATHEMATICS, BIOLOGY, MEDICINE, LAW, PHYSICS AND PHILOSOPHY ARE NOT GREEK BUT REALLY ARE ‘SLAV MACEDONIAN’ WHICH WOULD MEAN THAT;
i) Pythagoras (Maths) – was Slav Macedonian and not Greek?
ii) Thales & Anaximander (Biology/Science) – were Slav Macedonians and not Greek?
iii) Hippocrates (Medicine) – was slav Macedonian and not Greek?
iv) Solon & Lykurgos (Law) – were Slav Macedonians and not Greek?
v) Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Diogenes (Philosophy) – were Slav Macedonians and not Greek? (note the Skopyans’ parasitic and delusional nature allows it to absorb and believe that which it steals as its own)
5. THAT ANCIENT MACEDONIA, HER KINGS, NOBILITY AND PEOPLE WERE NOT GREEK BUT SKOPYAN ? (Even though they spoke the same Greek Language, believed in the same Greek Gods, and had the same social, cultural and political institutions. Note Mount Olympus – home of the Greek Gods, is in Ancient Macedonia.)
Note that in the face of overwhelming and unanimous archeological historical and linguistic evidence, this crazy Skopyan creature continues to disbelieve and attaches its leach like mandibles to the body of the Greek soul for its dear life, for once deprived of an identity, it quickly shrivels up and dies. These are some of the delusional fantasies that inhabit the wonderful and the weird world of the Red Skopyan Creature.
As stated already, once approached appease the creature with a small tub of yogurt and a basket of red peppers, whilst its sucking its yogurt and crunching its peppers quickly charge and fasten and attach the strait jacket whilst a companion is playing the Gaidjar. (This seems to calm the creature down – originating from the Bitola habitat) Once secured, show the creature the «ANTI DELUSIONAL REALITY BITES» antidote list and read the following:-
1. THAT MACEDONIA WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE GREEK AND HAS BEEN FOR OVER 4000 YEARS.
2. THAT THERE NEVER HAS BEEN A RACE CALLED MACEDONIANS (widely acknowledged by ethnologists and anthropologists)
3. THAT THE SKOPYANS ARE SLAVS WHO HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP TO THE HISTORICAL GREEK SPEAKING MACEDONIANS OF ANCIENT MACEDONIA.
4. THAT THE STAR OF VERGINA WAS A UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED GREEK RELIGIOUS SYMBOL OF THE GREEK SUN GOD HELIOS THAT PRIOR TO ITS DISCOVERY IN 1975 WAS UNKNOWN TO THE SKOPYANS, BUT UNIVERSALLY KNOWN TO THE GREEKS.
5. THAT THE LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY THE SKOPYANS (‘SLAV MACEDONIAN’) IS A BULGARIAN LANGUAGE WHICH IS INFLUENCED BY SERBO CROAT, UNANIMOUSLY IDENTIFIED AS SUCH BY LINGUISTS.
6. THAT THE LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY THE ANCIENT MACEDONIANS WAS GREEK – AGAIN PROVEN AND SUPPORTED BY ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS AND VERIFIABLE BY CURRENT PRIMARY ARCHOLOGICAL EVIDENCE. (Unadulterated, and NOT open to INTERPRETATION – refer to WEBSITES)
7. THAT THE UNITED NATIONS WILL NOT RECOGNISE THE COUNTRY OF THE SKOPYANS AS ANYTHING BUT FYROM.
8. THAT THE UNITED NATIONS DO NOT ALLOW FYROM TO USE OR APPROPRIATE ANY GREEK CULTURAL SYMBOLS (Macedonia, Alexander the Great, Star of Vergina, etc etc)
9. THAT THE GOVERNMENT OF FYROM HAS AGREED AND CHANGED ITS FLAG AND STOPPED USING GREEK CULTURAL SYMBOLS
10. THAT THE SKOPYANS ARE SLAVS, AND AS SUCH, SHOULD STOP STEALING GREEK CULTURE; ANCIENT MEDIEVAL, OR MODERN, AND ACCEPT AND BE PROUD THAT THEY ARE SLAVS.
11. THAT IF THEIR PROPAGANDA CONTINUES, THE GREEKS WILL SEND OVER 2 F-17 JET FIGHTERS TO TAKE OUT FYROM (more than enough to do the job)
12. ACCEPT THAT THE ALBANIANS WERE IN FYROM BEFORE THE SLAVS WERE – SLAVS ONLY ARRIVED IN THE 8th CENTURY AD.
13. THAT 90% OF THE FYROM LAND MASS OCCUPIED AN AREA KNOWN IN ANCIENT TIMES AS PAEONIA – BARBARIAN CELT/ ILLYRIAN COUNTRY.
Once you show this list to the Crazy Red Skopyan creature it will go wild with fury and frenzy. Its fellow Skopyans in Port Kembla, Rockdale and Toronto, will froth and ferment, and struggle even more to hang on to their life of illusion. Remember, that the Skopyan creature, when not feeding and sucking the culture of others, is a clear, transperant, pathetic creature. Just smile, pat its head, and give it some yogurt to suck and red peppers to crunch and it will curl up against a tree glowing bright red, and dreaming away in its fantasy land in Tsari-Grad, in Pravo-Slaven, in a far, far away place……..
…………And Risto the Red Skopyan lived happily ever after.
Pyrros Lagos & Dimitrios Gonatas